Joke of the Day
From Ulf < From a Danish associate
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
Thought of the Day
The taxpayer:
That's someone who works For the federal government
but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.'
- Ronald Reagan
